My Internet Went Out During a Crucial Playoff Game and I Accepted My Demise
There was one minute left on the clock. It was a one-point game. The point guard drove…
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Shohei Ohtani Hit a Foul Ball That Looked Like It Was Aimed at Me Personally
I was watching the Dodgers game on my laptop, and Shohei Ohtani ripped a 115-mph foul ball…
LeBron James is Nearing 50,000 Points and It Only Highlights My Lack of Productivity
LeBron James is continuing to play basketball at an elite level, and the sports world is tracking…
An Imposter Scammed Millions Posing as an NFL Star, and I Can’t Even Get a Refund from Doordash
News broke today that a brilliant, terrible imposter posed as NFL safety Xavier McKinney and successfully scammed…
The NFL is Partnering With Tiger Woods for Flag Football and My Brain is Short-Circuiting
The NFL confirmed a massive flag football partnership with Tiger Woods’ TMRW Sports. What does this mean?…
Super Bowl LXIII is in Las Vegas and I Already Feel Overstimulated
The NFL announced that Super Bowl LXIII will be held at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. I…
NFL Owners Want an 18-Game Schedule Because They Feed on My Exhaustion
Patriots and Colts owners have publicly voiced support for expanding the NFL regular season to 18 games.…
The Eagles Deny A.J. Brown Trade Rumors, But Who Is Denying My Trade Rumors?
The Philadelphia Eagles’ head coach and general manager gave the exact same, coordinated answer denying the A.J.…
Kyle Shanahan is Sad About Going to Australia, But At Least He Gets to Leave the House
San Francisco 49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan was reportedly “down” and frustrated that his team has to…
Knicks vs. Rockets is Streaming Exclusively on Peacock and No One Will Give Me Their Password
Tonight’s marquee matchup between the New York Knicks and the Houston Rockets is streaming exclusively on Peacock.…