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Tiger Woods Was Arrested Again and I Am Taking It as a Personal Failing

I woke up this morning, checked my phone, and saw the news about Tiger Woods getting arrested.…

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The Automated Ball-Strike System is Rejecting My Friend Requests

Major League Baseball has finally fully integrated the Automated Ball-Strike (ABS) system, and everyone is complaining about…

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Arsenal’s Injury List Is Longer Than My Grocery List and Neither Make Me Happy

I just checked the Arsenal injury update, and the list of sidelined players is officially longer than…

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  • March 31, 2026
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  • Kip Drordy
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Liverpool Needs a New Coach and I’m Stressed the Ghost of Bill Shankly Will Be Disappointed

Liverpool is embarking on a search for a new manager, and I am legitimately worried that the…

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Bosnia Plays Italy and I’m Stressed About the Geopolitical Implications of a 0-0 Draw

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Vinícius Júnior Has a Slight Knock and I Have Diagnosed Him With 17 Imaginary Ailments

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Tottenham is Looking for a Coach and I’m Hiding So They Don’t Pick Me

Tottenham Hotspur fired their manager again. They are reportedly “casting a wide net” for his replacement. I…

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  • Kip Drordy
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I Saw an Image of Tottenham Hotspur and Felt an Overwhelming Sense of Doom

I was scrolling through my feed and saw a simple, high-resolution image of the Tottenham Hotspur starting…

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Why Is Every Tournament Game a Blowout? I Blame Myself

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  • March Madness, satire
  • Kip Drordy
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Michigan Plays Tennessee Today and I Have Already Apologized to My Television

Michigan vs. Tennessee. The immovable object meets the unstoppable force. I have already gently patted my flat-screen…

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  • March 31, 2026
  • College Sports Drama, satire
  • Kip Drordy
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